After three tries, each one ending in Explorer telling me to fuck off, I made a pile of walking cliches and lead them to victory against the Sirenwhore. Here it is.
Name - Kurokotsu Dokueki
Age - Twenty-three
Gender - Male
Sexual Preference - Straight as a rainbow
Height - Six foot, three inches
Magic Abilities - Kurokotsu is relatively well-versed in most types of magick, prefering it to his weapon in normal combat
Weapon - A six foot long staff made of steel, with small blue runes etched all around it. When Kurokotsu casts certain types of magick, it transforms. Wind will turn it into a long whipchain, able to strike with the grace of wind itself. Earth-based magick transforms it back into the staff, allowing it to strike with the steadfastness of stone.
Bio - Kurokotsu is the single child of a blacksmith and a sorceress. Well, single child if you don't count the weaponry. They would make enchanted weapons, the kind most townsfolk had never even seen before. The father would mold the steel and work it over, while the mother would cast arcane magick over it to give it increased strength as well as some interesting secondary effects.
These weapons were tested by their son, Kurokotsu, from the time he was old enough to hold them and cast the necessary magick. By performing this testing, he quickly learned the extent of his magick and weapon-based skills.
He lived with them until he was twenty-one, when an angry client ordered them all killed. It was an assassin, one good enough to kill his father and fatally wound his mother in a few seconds. It was only after the robed figure left that Kurokotsu came out of hiding and healed his mother the best he could. She pointed to a knife hidden on a shelf, and called it over to her.
She explained how spells could change the shape of this weapon, and how only Kurokotsu could do so. So she handed him the weapon before passing on, a smile on her face.
Casting Aero on it, Kurokotsu found that it became a whipchain, a good weapon for his plans. So as he walked out of the house to find the murderer of his parents, he found the assassin, blood still on his clothing.
In a few seconds, Kurokotsu had that whipchain wrapped around the guys' neck, cutting off oxygen. Before the contract killer died, Kurokotsu loosened the noose around the man's neck, just long enough to find out the employer, before he resumed killing the blood-spattered figure.
Since then, he sold his various talents to earn money, enough to eventually get out of his life.
Personality - Kurokotsu is level-headed, albeit a little bit too assured of himself. When fighting, he tends to set out traps and tricks to keep his opponent off-guard, even if that means letting his allies get hit.
Appearance - Kurokotsu wears a leather shirt, black in color, with dozens of zippers. There's even a little loop in the back of the collar for Kurokotsu to slip his hair through, keeping it out of the way. To go with the multi-zippered shirt, Kurokotsu wears a pair of dark blue jeans, each leg with a dozen or so pockets. In each pocket or zipper, Kurokotsu keeps something, whether it be a knife, a scroll, or an item or two. He tries to keep prepared for all situations.
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