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 CSI Miami( One liners and Sunglasses)

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PostSubject: CSI Miami( One liners and Sunglasses)   Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:55 am

"Horatio, the victim had a phone jammed up his ass, he almost died"

"Then it looks..."

*stands up and puts glasses on*

"...it was a close call"

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!

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"Horatio, the female victim was actually storing cocaine inside her breast implants when she was murdered"

"Well...i guess we'll call this one...

*Puts on Sunglasses*

...a drug bust"

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!

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Horatio, the killer used pokemon cards to lure the girl to his van where he raped her.

"Well...

It looks like....

*Puts on sunglasses*

It was super effective

YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

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"Horatio, we found a girl dead with her eye poked out and semen in her skull.

Horatio: Well, it look like...

*puts on sunglasses*

she didn't see it coming.

YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Horatio, we found the skeleton just outside the highschool. It was reported by a group of students going to prom.

"Well...

it looks like somebody...

*puts on sunglasses*

had no body to go with."

YEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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Horatio, the victim appears to have been smothered to death with a Doritos bag.

Well, it looks like...

*Puts on sunglasses*

She's all that and a bag of chips.

YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

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"Horatio, it seems the victims whole left side was cut off, chainsaw seems like the weapons of choice"

"Well, it looks like the victim....."

*Puts on sunglasses*

"Is all right now"

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Horatio, semen was found in the victim's mouth.

"Well the truth is always..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"... hard to swallow"

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Horatio, it appears as though the woman was hit and killed by a car.

"Well why was the murderer..."

*puts on sunglasses*

"... driving in the kitchen?"

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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"Horatio I'm dying."

"Well, then"

*puts on sunglasses*

"CHICKEN BLBJAHBBGL GGHGHGHG"

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Sir, the victim had a card on him with the name, Quasimodo.

"Well it seems that this murderer...

*puts on sunglasses*

...had a hunch."

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Mr. Caine, they just extracted the body from the mineshaft. He was found crushed underneath a piano, which someone had pushed down.

It sounds like that piano...

*Puts on sunglasses*

...was playing in the key "A-Flat Minor."

YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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"Horatio! This guy had his penis in a jar of penut butter!"

Well i guess you can say

*sunglasses*

Our victem was fucking nuts"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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"Horatio, victims were found on both floors of the building with stab wounds."

"Well I guess this case...".

*Puts on sunglasses*

"Has two stories."

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

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*Victim is found in an elevator*

Horatio "Well it looks like this case

*puts on sunglasses*

is going to have its ups and downs...

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Horatio! this guy got shot while he was performing on stage!

well i guess he was...

*puts on sunglasses*

caught in the act.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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horatio the professor was killed in the history class

well i guess he's...

*puts on sunglasses*

HISTORY

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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PostSubject: Re: CSI Miami( One liners and Sunglasses)   Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:50 am

Lolz.......Didn't see it coming.
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