Which Would You Choose?

Either one would be fine actually - at one point I went 3 days without eating at all. Wasn't hungry at all, not lacked any energy. And I can't even remember the last time I ate lunch. But if I'd have to choose, I think I'd go the month without lunch.


Would you rather

Sleep on a bench

OR

Sleep on the floor?

I would rather sleep on my house's floor which I do it frequently during summer seasons.


Would you prefer to;

get your jaw smashed by a knobbed mace


or

get your forehead pierced by a pointed sword?

Jaw smashed, I like life above my ability to eat.

Would you rather

Have a site gain one REALLY stupid member who keeps trying to return

or

have 10 noobs that aren't as stupid join.

have 10 Noobs join so I can rape them for easy points.

Would you rather?

get outsmarted by a Six year old

or

get out smarted by a pig

Get outsmarted by a pig. Pigs have learned most about their life, little kids of six years old still have a LOT to learn. I'd hate to be outsmarted by someone with so much to learn.

Would you rather

Look at guro

or

Look at scat?

FFFFFFFFF-

Two things I hate.

I guess guro because that would just gross me out, not make me vomit everywhere.

Woud you rather

Have a really ugly avatar

OR

have a really ugly signature?

I already have the avatar, so duh. Mayuri doll is ugly but cute.

Would you rather

Listen to all the Arrancar say 'Exacta' and 'No Es Exacta' all day

or

Listen to Zaffeon say 'Herp Derp Derp' all day?

Herp Derp Derp because it is funny to me.

Would you rather

have your all of your videogames get their data wiped.

or

have your videogame device break.

Hmm... have the device break. Easier (and cheaper for me) to replace, and all the hours of gaming won't feel lost that way... at least, not as much as the alternative.


Would you rather

Shoot the core

OR

Do a barrel roll?

BARREL ROLL

Would you rather

Keep up with celebrity gossip through magazines

or

Keep up by watching celebrity gossip news channels?

Through magazines. I'd get through that faster, as well you know Zaf.

I'm gonna break the pattern here.


Would you rather

Go watch a show with Eddie Izzard

OR

Go watch a show with Sir John Cleese ?

Dunno either, but Eddie John Cleese because I heard about Eddie Izzard on 4chan.

Would you rather

Listen to folk music for the rest of your life

or

Listen to 'Kuro's Greatest Burninations' for the rest of your life?

Kuro's Greatest Burninations, since I find them so entertaining

Would you rather

Spoiler:

OR

Spoiler:

OMG... Fuuga. Your sick. You sick basturd. God this is hard. Thinking. THinking. At least it's not Twlight. I'll take Diarrhea for 300 Mike.

You you rather..

Reenact two girl one cup with NO cup

or

Read over Lucario's profile, Zanpakuto, and Rp Sample till your eyes bleed from sheer pain.

Roga: It's from the lyrics to the Angry Video Game Nerd's theme song.

Anyway... I think I'll take the 2 Girls, 1 Cup. Since I'm not a girl, I wouldn't have to do it. Or so I figure. Anyway


Would you rather

Read the Twilight Saga 50 times in one go

OR

Watch the Twilight movies 50 times (each) in one go?

Movies. I could block out most of it and survive just on the shirtless Taylor Lautner scenes.

Would you rather

Become famous as the poster child for 'Men Who Love Edward Cullen'

or

Become famous as the poster child for 'My Mother Was on Drugs When She Had Me'

Be famous as poster child for 'Men Who Love Edward Cullen'. Why cause I would get some serious female play from just the name Edward Cullen. And if any none females come up they get the boot, and I tell my Mom.

Would you rather....

become the life partner for Edward Cullen

or

Raped by Alucard (Hellsing)

Hmm, getting raped by Alucard seems less torturous.

Would you rather...

have Pereza sit on you?

or...

face the wrath of Zafaron's (the character's) wife?

Have Pereza sit on me. Don't threaten me with a good time, Colbie.

Would you rather...

Have Akutore as your acupuncturist

or

Kurokotsu as your physician?

Hmm, that's a toughie. I'd go with Akutore as my acupuncturist. That way, I can at least sue her for malpractice if I am physically scarred (don't think Soul Society has a legal process like in the human world).

Would you rather...

Fight the Zergs from Starcraft?

Or...

Fight the Borg from Star Treck?

And why?

The Zerg, obviously. I would love to have myself biologically re-engineered to potentially become a psychotic monster.

The Borg's means of assimilation, on the other hand, just doesn't suit my fancy.

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Would you rather...

Completely lose all sense of touch

or

Experience a moderate amount of pain for the rest of your life?

And why? o3o

Wow, that's a toughie. Both can be quite a pain (pun unintended).

But I guess I'd rather not have a sense of touch, even though pain receptors are good for you. I think being in pain for the rest of my life would probably drive me insane or force me to take pain relievers 24/7.

Would you rather...

Listen to Shaq's attempts to sing and rap?

Or...

Listen to Justin Bieber's attempts to sing and rap?

And why? (Just to clarify, NO AUTO-TUNING)

I would have to go with Bieber cause then after the women I see would love me long time.

Would you rather....

as a human go one on one against the Krakken, PotC

or...

as a superhuman, basic speed, strength, etc go toe to toe with Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris, obviously.

About time I wiped all of those Chuck Norris jokes from the face of the earth.


Would you rather...

Die in battle?

or

Die peacefully?