Fortunately, Unfortunately

One person begins with a sentence (e.g., One day Little Johnny walked to the local shoe shop).
* The next person tells of something unfortunate that happens (e.g., Unfortunately, Little Johnny was hit by a refrigerator.).
* The following person contributes a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, the refrigerator was made entirely of marshmallows).
* The third person will contribute an unfortunate event (e.g., Unfortunately, these marshmallows had poisonous spikes on them)
* The fourth person will contribute a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, the spikes were made of Jello ), and the process is repeated

I'll start...

Steve turned on his computer.

Unfortunately, the computer exploded.

Fortunately, he had several others to use.

Unfortunately, most of them were infected with viruses.

Fortunately, they didn't affect the programs he used.

Unfortunately, the programs often crashed.

Fortunately, he didn't have Vista

Unfortunately, his programs were only compatible with Vista.

Fortunately, that meant the Kuro Simulator did not run properly and could not bash him in for being so stupid.

Unfortunately, Shourisha was thus able to do more things on the internet without worry.

Fortunately, the Kuro Simulator worked on all the other computers in the world and roflstomped Shourisha.

Unfortunately, not all computers had the Kuro Simulator installed.

Fortunately, all computers are to install the Kuro Simulator by morning.

Unfortunately, not everyone got the memo to install the Kuro Simulator.

Fortunately, the Kuro Simulator was spread all over the internet, so any program you download would automaticly come with the Kuro Simulator v 6.66 (TM).

Unfortunately, this Simulator roflstomp'd all virus, trojan, and spyware protection, leaving the web open to Two Girls, One Cup-based viruses.

Fortunately, that meant people actually learned not to randomly download stuff from the internet without checking it out first, and make sure that it wasn't a more or less cleverly disguised trojan, virus or spyware program.

UnFortunately, people are stupid enough to download it anyway.

Fortunately this allowed the virus protection programs to evolve faster than normal to keep up with all the new viruses and trojans that it had to block making it more difficult for new ones to be created.

Unfortunately, the virus protection programs evovled, becoming sentient and enslaving the world by making extremely powerful robot bodies and use them as hosts for their AI.

Fortunately, these virus protection programs ruled by Kuro's Easy Twenty Rule Guide to Enslaving Empires, and thus only enslaved the big, muscular straight men, tying them up and forcing them into submission.

Unfortunately, that also meant Levi Colton and Pereza Milagost, thus killing the roleplay.

Fortunately, that would never happen, forcing the Roga Extreme Fitness video to mass product. Creating several thousand good looking, and physically fit men. All feeding thei good lookingness into Roga, thus making the worlds Finest man.


Come ladies. Let me take you to the Ice Age.

Unfortunately he was so wonderful that any lady that came close to Roga would faint at how wonderful he is immediately so he could never actually get a date.

Fortunately, he forgot that big muscles =/= good looks, so he absorbed all the fugly men as well and thus turned into a pro wrestler, forced to pay for hookers and doomed never to have free sex again.