I KEEL YOU!!!

In this game you have to kill the previous poster in creative ways. Since I am first, I make up a poster.

The previous poster in my case shall be Shourisha.

I want to kill the previous poster by putting him in a cage with an electric collar, letting off large zaps whenever he is verbally assaulted by Kuro.

I want to kill the previous poster by printing out all of his rants he has aimed at other people, dousing them with gasoline, and then covering his body with them. And then drop a match and let him feel the burn.

I want to kill the previous poster by dropping the forum's points to zero, keeping Touhou from opening, and taking MSPaintAdventures off of his viewing sites.

I want to kill the previous poster by forcing him to read a library full of terrible roleplay profiles without him being able to comment until he commits suicide.

I jump out from a locker, slit Zafaron's neck, and then go back in the locker to hide.

I want to kill Menaldi by headbutting him repeatedly until his skull fragments pierce his brain.

I kill Zafa by forcing him to post comments on every Youtube video he's ever seen until he dies from exhaustion.

I kill Levi by buying a gun from him and paying him with explosive money!

I want to kill Menaldi by dismembering him, bash his skull in with a hammer and then light his body on fire.

I kill Kuketsu 7 years into the future, after accumulating over 9000 points in this rp, and use them to soul nuke Kuketsu, for Zaf (jokingly) said I would be allowed to do it if I was able to get that much.

I kill Menaldi by summoning Vegeta, who blasts Menaldi into microscopic particles for making an overused Dragon Ball Z reference.

I kill Levi by dividing by zero, summoning two supermassive black holes in which he stands between them and he gets torn apart.

I kill Experto by dissolving him in quincy water to make arrancarade, the number one drink preferred among the likes of shinigami, vizards, quincies and super-humans alike.

Arrancerade.....Classic.

I'll kill Menaldi by first breaking his lspine, curbstomping his balls turning them into mashed potatos, slapping him across the face till it slap a piece of skin off, and then sealing that patch with hot grease, then using my pocktet knife to cut his ankles off, and finally as he try's to crawl away I'll force feed him C4. You know what comes after that.

I kill Roga by boring him to death with completely random and uninteresting facts.

I'll kill Fuuga by listening to him tell me completely random, and uninteresting facts.

I kill Roga by making him watch Dune, in which Sting goes around wearing a galactic speedo, and watching him bleed to death from his eyes.

...And yes, that part of the movie IS true.

I don't know about Roga, but you couldn't kill me like that. I like the Dune movies, and most of the books. He doesn't bleed to death from his eyes though, he does bleed from them, but that's not the cause of death. I should know, I've seen the movie several dozens of times.



Anyway... I keel Levi by making him explode using exploding explosives! (Did I mention that explosives explode? Yes? Well, don't mind me saying once again that I explode him with exploding explosives)

I keel Fuuga by telling him a number of songs he doesn't know.

I keel Bracky by laughing at his pathetic attempt to keel me by telling me a number of songs I don't know.

I kill Fuuga by screaming into his ears scattering his ear drums, and melting his brain.

I kill Fuuga by ripping his torso off and shoving a broken bottle down his throat.

I keel Menaldi by pointing out his major failure in the game, that he was supposed to keel Lasconni, who keeled Fuuga more than an hour before Menaldi did.

In conclusion: Baaaaaka

I kill Yuuki by throwing him into a jet turbine.

I kill Zaf by dropping a space station on him.