Wako Wako Parade

"It's is a wonderful day in Wako Mundo," said a random reporter guy. "As you can see--" "Shut up." Menaldi Osen tears him in half. "I'm Superman." Osen stands on the sidewalk, surrounded by hundreds of people who don't matter and 41 that only slightly mattered as floats honoring Zaf came driving past at a mile an hour.

One of the Norafaz clones stood on the largest floats in the parade. Apparently the real Zaf was too busy playing hockey with a star or something and couldn't make it to the actual parade. Which was good for the bystanders because things tended to explode and die in his presence.

He looked out at the crowds waving slowly, his appearance almost exactly like that of the God-Emperor. It was fun in a way, getting cheered on by so many people. He was just slightly worried what else might happen. Things rarely went right in Wako Mundo.

He frowned as he looked far ahead of where the float were. There was something there. Something terrifying, but he wasn't sure what it was just yet.

What the evil arrancar clone was seeing was a squadron of the Menorah-mobiles, fastest vehicles of the most feared group of Jewish Ninjas, the NinJews. Armed with 8 laser cannon turrets of death, the jets landed in the middle of the street, bringing a halt to the parade. The NinJews used their ejector seats to fly into the air and land feet-first onto the asphalt, falling behind their leader, Levi.

Levi glanced to the left and right to make sure that his ninjas were in position, then turned back to the arrancar clone. "I am afraid that I must postpone this parade commemorating Zafaron Uriuc, as the person on that float," Levi pointed to Norafaz, "is NOT the god-emperor."

"Now Norafaz, prepare to face your demise."

Menaldi Osen jumped onto the parade float in front of Levi. "I'm afraid I cannot let you kill this man. Tradition dictates that first we must have a kung fu battle, then i must kill all of your cohorts, which is followed by your ultimate destruction." Menaldi Osen strikes a kung fu pose as the German flag waves behind him in glory. "Now face my ultimate technique. Bare your fangs, Kurotsuki." All of a sudden, the blade in his hand turned into a black wiimote and a black universal remote, both with energy blades coming from their ends. "Today, we fight!, Osen exclaims as his lips don't match sinc with his words.

"WHOA WHOA WHOA!" Norafaz clone number 69 cried as he saw all the people prepare to start killing each other.

He pulled out a piece of paper with a large golden seal on it. The brilliance of it blinding a few nearby people. "I have official orders from the actual god-emperor himself to be here in place of him. Apparently he is currently preoccupied with other things."

"Though I do have to ask. If you do want to kill something, maybe you might be interested in killing those?"

He hadn't even noticed the Nin-Jews in the first place, what he had actually noticed was a large group of people. They all looked rather strange with weird spiky hair that seemed to defy physics.

...Weird spiky hair that didn't have any bells in it.

a girl would rush from the nearby streets. "it's tha Avatar" Using the same wrong wording from the terrible movie. Stepping from the coming force a small bald-headed boy would speak out in a high pitch, kind of friendly, but also terrible acsent.

"Earth-Benders. There is earth, right beneath your feet."

From the sky a beam would kill that boy, and half the approaching army. A single person woulld stand atop a building. Smoke coming fro his hand. it was..........

The light revealed his face.

Captain Planet With High-speed Plot armor. Omega Mode!!!!

he would grab hold of one of the dudes walking up all smooth, and crush them

Menaldi Osen looked around, just noticing the spiky haired people. "It seems my backup has arrived," Menaldi said, his words still not matching his mouth. "Ah! How dare you dishonor me with the Wushu Silence of Ultimate Disrespect! Take this!" Menaldi announced, before making his long hair rise just high enough to reveal his trapezoidal moustache. "NAZI FACE!!!" Menaldi exclaimed as his moustache shot out a large energy blast at Levi.