Which Would You Choose?

In this game, one person puts out an ultimatum, and you must choose which one you'd rather go through. Then, you do the same.

Again, as the god, I shall begin.

Would you rather...

Get bashed by Kuro

or

Burn in hell for eternity?

Burn in Hell for Eternity

Would you rather

Take a direct hit from Zafaron's bankai

or

or Deny Kuro

Deny Kuro since he doesn't scare me.

Would you rather

Eat food scavenged from a dumpster for a week

or

break three of your toes.

Break three of my toes. I've had it happen before, it doesn't hurt much. After getting infected+ingrown toenail, I have no foot pain.

Would you rather

Listen to a lecture on Scientology

or

Shoot yourself in the genitalia?

Listen to a lecture on Scientology. Just to get a good long laugh.

Would you rather

Kill a puppy

or

Kill a kitten?

(Just keeping it simple)

Kill a kitten. Who gives a fuck about them?


Would you rather

prefer to listening to chipmunk songs for 5 hours without break

or

watch irl video responses at youtube from an account user that no one gives a damn about?

Watch the video responses. The chipmunk songs are just too brutal a torture, even for me.

Would you rather

Jump into lava

OR

Pour acid onto your face

Damn that's a very easy question. Jump into Lava cause Mizuchi would dry it all up before impact.

Would you rather?

Make me an Admin

or

Take a direct point blank unblockable/unstoppable, no hope of survival
Absoulta Cero Los Maximus

Make you a madmid. The only reason I personally think it's not happened is ********

Would you rather

Stab Momo

or

Kick Urahara in the balls and find out you stubbed your toe?

Kick Urahara - cause he has made too many bad jokes, even for my tastes.

Would you rather

Live in total darkness (constantly not even being able to see your hand in front of your eyes)

OR

Forever see Tousens Resurrectíon form (that's what he called it) whenever you closed your eyes?

Seeing Cricket, please.

Would you rather

Listen to Taylor Swift every waking moment of your life

or

See Two Girls, One Cup whenever you close your eyes

Taylor Swift because Two Girls, One Cup would quickly lead to me committing suicide.

Would you rather

Be able to enter one book of your choosing

or

Be able to enter a video game of your choosing

Enter one Video game cause id RAPE FACES.

Would you rather

Fight Mike Tyson

or

Fight Chuck Norris

Fight Mike. All those blows to the head in his years has made him slow (if you catch my drift).

Would you rather

Be beaten by a guy in a Bugs Bunny costume with a rubber carrot

OR

Be beaten by a guy in a Bugs Bunny costume with a rubber sword?

(Cause you GOTTA be beaten by a guy in a Bugs Bunny costume)

Rubber carrot, I could use it as a sex toy once I successfully use Steal on him.

If you saw a couple being escorted out of a restaurant for being 'inappropriate', would you

Ignore it, thinking they did something wrong

or

Also leave with them to make a point?

Hm... most likely ignore it. In my experience you're not escorted out of restaurants unless you're pretty damn intolerable.

Would you rather

Watch Titanic Directors Cut

OR

Watch the Max Payne movie?

Watch the Max Payne movie cause Titanic got on my nerves like nooooooooooo other movie to date

Would you rather

jugde a crap load of sry Profiles, and not get the chance to speak your mind


or

Watch a crapload of crappy home movies filled with elderly people without havng the remote, and strapped to the chair with your eyes glued open

The latter, since I can endure any tragedy as long as I can comment on it.

Would you rather

Wear Lady GaGa's Kermit the Frog Shawl

or

Wear Lady GaGa's Lobster Mask?

The Kermit the Frog Shawl

Mostly because I don't think I would be able to wear my glasses while wearing that. And I have terrible vision without them. And the shawl might be comfy.

Would you rather review crappy movies

or

review crappy video games.

Probably the video games. I've got more experience reviewing those to others, as compared to movies anyway.

Would you rather

Fight a bear

OR

Fight Zaf in a duel?

Fight The bear cause i could never hurt a poor poor animal. With limited vision.

Would you rather

Slap your mother

or

Slap your Mother's Mother

Slap my mother. Cause she doesn't hit hard <.<

Would you rather

Get kicked in the face

OR

Get punched in the face?

Punched in the face since I am used to it more. Kicks send me reeling though.

Would you rather

Have a 300 dollar video game machine break

OR

lose all of your data from 3 of the games you have put the most hours of play in?

Lose the data. Cause the ones I've put that much time and effort into I've practicly memorized the details by heart, so I could quickly get to where ever I was again. With the machine breaking, it'd be a loss of money as well, not just time I had nothing better to spend on

Would you rather

Bite a bullet (hard)

OR

Get chased by a huge, real life Banzai Bill? (or was it Bonzai, I keep forgetting...)

Get chased by a Banzai Bill since my teeth are fragile enough as it is. And I would just have to get below its line of fire and be safe.

Would you rather go a day without eating

OR

a month without lunch?