Stop, In The Name Of Sanity!

These are the gems I have collected over a space of time, all of them crimes against Bleach in their own ways. The pink text is full of my comments, trying to bring sanity back.


name:urufu touken (means wolf swords)
Age: died at age 14 became soulreaper and is too old to remember.
Apearance: A slightly taller than toshiro person with blond hair that turns white and blue eyes.
Bio: Im in love with Toshiro so he's mine! I have a wolf heart. My sword's name is katana tsuin urufu.
Gender: Female!!!
Other: Special abilities! Im a werewolf and again toshiro hitsugaya is mine! My weakness is him. Im the 2nd leader of 10th division and Im NOT AFRAID TO KILL ICHIAGO!!!!!!!

So, somehow, this confused little girl has made her way into the seat of, I presume, Rangiku Matsumoto. Which, of COURSE, means she gets to be by her love interest. As a side note, she seems to think she can defeat Ichigo, despite not having any semblance of power.

Bio: Kasumi had a harsh life in the district, fending off other people at the moment she arrived at Soul society. She was taken under Ukitakes' care when she looked around 3yrs. She entered the academy around 6 and soon graduated. She achieved bankai a couple years later and was placed in the 10th squad first seat. She likes to play and be a bit mischevious. She also seemed very wary around the 12th captain since he scared her a bit. Kasumi also has a very weird power that the 12th captain always wanted to expirement on, but he's been turned down by the squads and especially Juushiro Ukitake. No one knows what her power is, but Juushiro, and she won't tell it to anyone, unless they see it. Kasumi also has the same illness as Juushiro.

Take little girl. Add in ultra-powerful technique, and then stir in one helping of Ukitake’s disease, which I do believe is Tuberculosis. Now, how did she contract such a disease without knowing the name of it? I don’t think I’ll ever understand these people.


username: Grimmjow Jaggerjack2

character name: Ichiko Kurosaki

character age: 16

race: human/soul reaper

zanpaku-to / bakou-to name: Shinesuri
spirit looks like zangetsu but wearing white

shikai: a bow with spirit arrows one for each pointed finger

bankai: a white zangetsu with a chain attached to a bracelet on right wrist can change into a bow that can shoot up to 1000 arrows at once
Bio: the son of Ichigo and Rukia Literally a half soul reaper half Hollow also can use a Quincy bow with left arm because of borrowing Uryu's and Urio's (uryu's son) quincy powers the Lt of the 13th squad

Uhh…What am I to say here? He’s part Quincy, part Shinigami, part Human, and part Hollow, and yet, manages to defy the rules of every single one of those classifications. Amazing, simply amazing.


Gaianame:
-Tainted Aggression-
The Name is:
Rook Kazuma
My Age:
18
Appearance:
<---- ;DDD
Biography:
Rook as a child was very into Sports, his father used to take him to Gyms and stuff cause he knew he was into that stuff, Rook wanted to be Strong like his father who was a Boxing Champion for Karakura, Rook grew to the age of fourteen when he was informed of his fathers disapearance, high chance that he was dead being that his blood was splattered all over the place, Rook Dropped out of School and Begun Boxing and in not too long he became a professional rising up his dream was to become Champion.....how will he progress with the changes soon to invade his life !
Personality:
Rook is a Very Kept to kinda Guy, he'll help those in need in a heartbeat but prefairs not to get too friendly as he just likes to be alone since his father died..
Any Weapons?:
His Fists !
Released State:
Orgullo de León
What i do:
Rook is a Professional Boxer, and has been since he left School at the Age of Sixteen, through out his Days as a Boxer not once has he been defeated, Being called the Karakura underdog, Rising to Gain the Karakura Championship..
Anything Else:
he helps anyone in danger hoping to be a big hero

I might have skipped right by this one, if not for the fact that he has a released form that mirrors Chado, and a picture of the final form of S-CRY-ed’s main hero. Astounding how far these people will go for a picture, that they’ll steal one so obviously from another show… Simply shameless.


Gaianame:

The Name is: Starrk. First name unknown

My Age: 18-25

Appearance: Look to the left

Biography:Starrk existed as a human of course starting out watching his elder brother ( Coyote) die made him infuriated with anger in a final dispute of revenge he went out only to be killed as well during this..in thus he became a hollow residing with Coyote in the shadows being on the only hollow to not die. by Coyote's immense spiritual pressure, Starrk believes in his elder brother's aspect of death, Loneliness , Starrk grew up much like his elder brother unenthusiastic and lazy mostly sleeping. After his brother was made and crown the numero one espada, Aizen finally made Starrk a arrancar though giving hi mthe position of numero 0's fraccion. with Starrks own power he wnet out and killed the Current espada numero 0 ( Yammy Riyalgo) in order to take his place as a Espada.

Personality: Starrk is a lazy and unenthusiastic person who apparently spends much of his time asleep and which no one, appears to try and stop him from doing. , he is not eager to take a leadership role, . He is not particularly interested in whatever is going on around him, although he is surprisingly observant and a capable analyst. Unlike many of the captains, he is not violent or overly arrogant.

He initially does not seem to care a great deal for his fellows, showing no visible signs of distress or concern. Starrk also seems to be opposed to the notion of killing people
In comparison to the other, more serious squad members, however, Starrk is often shown in a much more comical light, with situations often ending in him on the receiving end of physical abuse from his partners, even though he does little to stop her actions. He can be serious on occasion, although his personality does not change much; he comes off as reluctant, but nonetheless willing to complete the task at hand., despite saying he abhors such a strategy.

My Weapon form:He wields a sword which takes the form of a normal katana. It sports a pewter-colored rectangular guard, with small protrusions on each corner, and a moon-like design wrapped around the hilt's collar. The hilt itself is a gold/blue color, and the sheath is a metallic-gold/blue color.

Ressurection Name & Form: Zanpakuto Name: Susanoo
Punish Them, Susanoo!


My Position: Espada numero 0, use to be numero 0s fraccion until he killed the current Espada numero 0

Anything Else:Madara is disallowed to release his ressurection in hueco mundo for the same reasons as Coyote Starrk.
Has never needed to release his zanpakuto.
Has 2 releases commands similar to a shinigami's Shikai and bankai.

So, not only is he the brother of Coyote Stark, he also has a relationship with his female partner that mirrors that which Stark and Lilynette share. In addition, he has two releases, something Ulquiorra claimed only he had ever reached, and magically defeated the strongest of the Espada to take his place… This is where it gets even weirder. Instead of magically attaching himself to the canon Stark by being his Fraccion, he is instead Yammy’s Fraccion. I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen a Fraccion even CLOSE to the power of their commanding Espada.



Gaianame:
-Tainted Aggression-
The Name is:
Gabriel Fong
My Age:
He Appears '19' years young but is really '178' years old
Biography:
Gabriel was once just the younger brother that always looked upto his older sister soi fong but as she met Yuroichi she had changed and so did he, once soi fong started serving Yuroichi alot more Gabriel decided it was his turn to be the one to be envied, he became a Shinigami Student aiming to become the best, he passed with high grades and had soon become the Third Seat of Squad Eleven, but was soon but to the position of Guarding over the Insane Shinigami, He then was granted as the leader of Squad Three, Rumers go around that he is a Killing Machine but in reality he is just as Care free as Yuroichi herself.
Personality:
He can be very friendly when it comes to it, not to mention very lazy, when it comes to fighting he prefairs not to but when it really calls he will get serious and aim for victory.
My Zanpakutou:
Wakizashi - a Sword Shorter than a Katana
Lacerate ; Youjimbo
Shikai:
(Two forms)

Shunkou (flash release):
This Technique was mastered by his sister and Yuroichi, it is basicly a mix of 'Hand to Hand Military combat & Demon Arts' this Ofcourse Boosts ones physical strength and speed, One would also gain much more Amense Speed if mastered Shunpo. (Which Gabriel has)
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His Blade 'Youjimbo' Merges with him becoming one with his Zanpakutou he is able to let blades form from his skin, not to mention is able to use the technique known as 'Hierro' which can harden his skin to strong levels of density, this is a very Rare Shikai indeed.
Bankai:
Zanpakutou Wings form from his back and the blades become golden, this form is called
'Youjimbo Grande'
this form enables him to cast blades from a light in the sky and from underground, alot like Gin's Shikai Shinso' except much more blades, and much tougher, Youjimbo grande allows Gabriel to become a Steel angel using the light as portals to cast powerful Blades & even Kido towards the enemies.
His Strongest attack is called
'Tenchu Solar'
which is when he takes any form of light in turns it into power within his body, then stores it until he feels it is enough, he then casts it towards the enemie becoming a Beam of Pure Powerful Solar Rieatsu.
My Position:
Captain of Squad 3
Anything Else:
Gabriel just like his sister soi fong dislikes using his Zanpakutou.





Soi Fon’s magical sibling, able to copy her most powerful technique despite making no reference to any of the training. In addition he has mastered it, something that even Yoruichi herself hasn’t quite accomplished. He can fuse with his Zanpakuto as well, something I recall hearing has only happened in one instance, which wasn’t even completely canon according to most. So he gains swords for skin, and can even become a *gasp* angel in his Bankai. Wow… Just, wow…

"So, somehow, this confused little girl has made her way into the seat of, I presume, Rangiku Matsumoto. Which, of COURSE, means she gets to be by her love interest. As a side note, she seems to think she can defeat Ichigo, despite not having any semblance of power."

Wait, did she actually write that? Or did you forget to color it pink.

Can't decide which is worse between second and last. They are both so terrible it is hard to describe.

I missed that one, thanks. That was my comment.

Oh wow.....

Alright, here is my example of (in my opinion) the WORST profile I have ever seen. Those ones above are bad, but this is the same density of failure in a larger area. Read on ye who dare. Beware, those with braincells.

Worse part? This one was actually approved.



Name:Tamaki Minareza (Espada)
Age:256

Real Age:18

Gender: Male

Appearance: http://sono1virus.deviantart.com/art/Emo-boy-86099299

Personality: People-oriented and fun-loving, they make things more fun for others by their enjoyment. Living for the moment, they love new experiences. he dislike theory and impersonal analysis. Interested in serving others. Likely to be the center of attention in social situations. Well-developed common sense and practical ability.Enthusiastic, idealistic, and creative. Able to do almost anything that interests them. Great people skills. Need to live life in accordance with their inner values. Excited by new ideas, but bored with details. Open-minded and flexible, with a broad range of interests and abilitiesCreative, resourceful, and intellectually quick. Good at a broad range of things. Enjoy debating issues, and may be into "one-up-manship". They get very excited about new ideas and projects, but may neglect the more routine aspects of life. Generally outspoken and assertive. They enjoy people and are stimulating company. Excellent ability to understand concepts and apply logic to find solutions.


History:Introduction arc
Tamaki Yamamoto...the only boy you will meet who has a calm serene look on his face at everything. Whether someone he was close to died or if he badly injured himself the expression on his face never changed. You could call him off but that won't matter he will pay you no mind as he only repsects thoughs higher than him. If he talks to you then that means he thinks you guys are equal but if he brushes past you then i guess you know what that means...He thinks your trash.

Childhood arc
Sounds of screaming...looks of fear and stress in peoples eyes...a white light, with people underneath it dropping sweat from there chin. White outfits and a lady on a bed, squeezing life out of her husbands hand has she cries to the heavens above.10 minutes have passed and the screaming became panting and there were sighs of relief as Tamaki was born.. usually when a baby comes out of the mothers woumb they scream and cry, but not tamaki...no, no...tamaki, what he did was look at his mother with a sweet innocient look and then at his Father and the doctors and went to sleep. the mother went to sleep the second her sons eyes closed...but something was wrong the mother eyes didn't close out of tiredness they closed out of..de..de...Death!. No one new that the mother had died but when they wondered why hasn't she woken up...the doctors checked her pulse.It was official Sinrieta Yamamoto was dead.It was a tragic seen for both the Father and the doctors...but there was still hope...atleast tamaki was still alive and truly that mostly matters...The mom wanted tamaki to be alive more than she wanted herself to be alive and the father took tamaki 4 weeks after he was born and they strolled off home. 3 years later when tamaki was 3 and a half it was then when his father realized something about tamaki. he found out that tamaki never laugh nor got mad...he would do what he is told by someone higher than him and his calm serene graced face would never change no matter what you tried to do it stayed like that for the longest.When it was time for tamaki to go to school his dad told him..." Stay away from the bullies and make friends with the rest" tamaki took his dads advice even though it didn't seem like it and it was set in stone he did exactly what his father did.9Something you should know genjo loved to right and here is one of his pieces......Genjo was an odinary boy.he had a mom, dad 3 sisters and 2 brothers. His moms name was moturo, his dads name was honto, his sisters anmes where hinta, moshoo,and fena, his brothers names where Jasper, Jouujoo, and Maltin.he was alittle loopy he admitted he was, his dad said he was even his sibblings said he was but his mom didn't. Its hard for him to go out in the world when people always looked down on him. he was the type of boy who was arrogant yet loyal. People still wonder what went wrong with him after he became a jounin. he says nothing went wrong and people need to mind there own buisness. he was a boy who loved fight and candy. Sometimes he would actually try to do justsu's with candy but failed some of the time. he did manage to pull some off that is until his father found out and made give it up. genjo secretly still did it but was kind and loyal toward his dad. When it was time for genjo to start the chuunin exams he was excited. He didn't care if his dad was there or not. genjo wowed the crowd with his unique abillte to use candy as a weapon and jutsu. His jutsu's never failed not once. he wopped through the crowd ready to take on any obstacle headed his way he was siked and wasn't going to let and bully take him away he knocked down the first parts of the chuunin exams till he was up agaisnt this one opponent who was tough. Genjo's candy had no effect so he quit the candy for that round and started using all of the fire techniques and wind techniques his dad taught him. pretty soon genjo lost the chuunin exams but that was alright with him because he loves to lose it helps him figure out how and why he lost). Everyday tamaki would get a good report from his teachers as he was living his life to meet his own expectations no one elses yeah he will take advice when its given to him but other than that he will do nothing more.On Tamaki's 16 birthday as he was walking to school with his many friends he heard a tragic noise but he face stayed the same the calm serene smile never disappeared, even when he was sleep, but when he heard the noise he quickly ran to the seen leaving his friends in his dust and ran to exactly where he heard the noise as it started to ran...hard. (this is the only time in tamaki's life where he actually cries and his calm serene expressions disappears for about1hramaki came to the karakura town park he saw blood dripping down the slides and off the swings and when he ran to the grass and saw a body laying on it he dropped to his knees and cried in agony as the person before him who was laying on the ground drenched in blood with a huge hole in his stomach and part of his leg missing was his...Dad.Tamaki cried and cried....he didn't bother calling anyone as someone already did. but he cried and cried thill the Ambulance and police came. The ambulance got to the seen before the police officers and when they where going to take tamaki's dad's corpse away tamaki slapped there hands away and continued to cry but thwne the police came the calmly picked tamaki up first and the ambulance continued doing there job.The police talked to tamaki for a while as he stopped crying and he told them every single detail of what occured or what he thinks happen.After that tamaki face returned to its serene calm self and he never cried again.

Death arc
On tamaki's 18th and final B-day that samething that happened to his father happened to him and it was like each one of his family members where being targeted.that thing tamaki say the day his dad died was the samething he saw the same day he died and he died with the same expression on his face. When he died his spirit stay in karakura town but a soul reaper found him and passed him on to the rukongai. Tamaki's spiritual energy was frightnening some of the people in the rukongai. It was years after that when he made it in the academy and made some friends. He was a quick learner in his days at the academy, he was so quick that he mastered some pretty cool kido's and what not, he even got his zanpakuto and when that happened he was discovered by the captain of squad 5 and he immediatley accepted his offer in to letting him join squad 5.Even though Tamaki was just a rookie in the squad his captain saw much more in him.

seated officer and Vc arc
Acouple years passed when tamaki was assigned 3rd seat. Even though he didn't show it he was pretty pleased. he didn't want to let his captain down so he trained everyday not breaking a sweat some of the other suads and lieutanats asked him if they wanted him to hang out with them but he simply shook his head no and continued his training. His captain told him to take it easy, and so he did but he decided not to take it to easy and trained when ever he had free time. well every once in awhile he would hang out with some people but who wouldn't do that every so often he just did it to kill some time.Years and years past till tamaki was 189. And it was then final tamaki was an official Vice Captain of the 5th division thanks to his Captain. Tamaki smiled about and cried alittle but it wasn't pain crying it was joy crying. He made sure he was on his toes as he didn't want to loose the posistion.

Espada arc
As the years went on tamaki grew more tired of the soul society his interst in everyone there was most intangilbe. He even went so far has to attack his own captain.His captain new what must be down but instead of killing him he just took his soul reaper powers away and then heand the other captains banned him from the soul society forever. With tamakis chain of fate slowly eating itself awayhe just walked for miles not caring anymore of what happened to him when he somewhat realized what he coul do when he becomes a hollow. he stared at his chain of fate continously and wated for the right moment for when he became a hollow to rip his mask off. He say this in his previous match agaisnt one of the epsada. Even though tamaki was still bleeding he didn't care as long as he ripped his hollow mask off leaving alittle left he would be alright. he knew he would because he specializes in the medicinal field. It was time....his chain of fate disappeared and his inner hollow started to awaken 15 minutes passed when the mask fully formed. At that very second when that happend tamaki ripped his mask of leaving the some of it on his face underneath his hair. He fell to the ground and there he lay for a day or 2.

Hueco mundo/las noches arc
He cleaned himself up and walked to the fortress of Las noches. he looked at it when all of a sudden 2 random espada came out of now where and kncoked him out clean and dragged him to there leader. They both had endless conversations of what they should do with him when the leader sinced something strange about tamaki's reiatsu. He told them to let him go and they dropped him in front of him. The leader then asked tamaki why he was there and tamaki clearly said the only word he cold get out "Revenge" 5 minutes passed of silence and tamaki explained the whole thing to the leader. the leader let tamaki join but he started off as a numero.

Vasto Lorde arc
Years past and they past and tamaki proved to everyone that he had what it takes to become A vasto lorde but inorder to see if it was time tamaki had to go up agaisnt one of the Vasto lorde's he was came and quiet when he finally got ready to go head t head with and espada.Tamaki was loosing during the first 20 minutes of the match but luckily in the last 10 he pulled threw and nearly one but the epsada seemed to have over powered him leaving him in his dust. The leader called the fight off and assigned the rank vasto lorder to Tamaki and tamaki didn't change his exression he just smiled and bowed as the leader gave tamaki the espada uniform.


Innate Ability:Tamaki is the true definition of lightning and static when it comes to those terms. He can control static electricity and lightning at will but the only problem with his Lightning abilities is that it is the color of his spiritual energy(i changed that) and it mostly resembles fire more on the lines of flares.

Really hard to beat Tamaki's profile. I still cringe at night when I think about how the admins actually approved this monstrosity.

wait tamaki.......isn't that the one from BD? cause then tetsuo 'helped' XD so it could explain the reason why its such a monstrosity XD

I have my own terrible RTJ to bring to the party. It might not be the worst ever, but it is the worst I have ever seen personally.

It is in the form of a screenshot, which might be big for some resolutions, so its in spoilers.

Spoiler: