Wako Mundo

Welcome to Wako Mundo. The sigh was brightly, and totally stupidlly radicdoulously foolish. As was the spelling error I just typed. This place sucked major donkey balls. It smelled like old people droppings, and Ranryou was sure he just saw a vampire. Hopefully it wasn't Edward Cullen.

"I knew you could kno what I am."

Ranryou spinned slightly, and snapped his head off. Crushing it to sparkling vampire bits.

"Bitch.......No where is everyone?"

A man appeared with three hundred dudes behind him, wearing nothing but helmet and a waist protector. With an awesome untrimmed black beard and moustache. With an epic cloak of red colour.


The man says in a calm manner
"IS THIS SPARTA?" and brings out his xiphos, about to stick in the barbarian's neck.

Suddenly a group of gangsta's would appear fro the south, flanking the Spartains. The blackest one flipping, and easily knocking over the whole lot of them leaving only the one that asked the obviously stupid question.

"naw bitch. Dis be South Central! I'v think?"

Morgan rode into battle atop the mighty walrus named Fred, who used his epic lazer eye beams to attack the mighty Spartan army, and the group of gangstas that had just rolled up. Morgan himself was piss drunk, and began flining bottles of Jack Daniels across the battlefield, and singing American Pie. It was a horried sight to behold, for soon the walrus began to charge his lazer.

Turns his worried gaze on his wife, waiting her to do something. She nods sagely and he turns his gaze back at the barbarians like this

and grabs the barbarian and is clearly seen yelling but because it contained the word pony it is censored and then dubbed. The voice comes after 10 seconds " I implore you to reconsider"

Zafaron Uriuc slowly crawled into the area. However, it wasn't exactly Zafaron. It was actually his evil twin, Norafaz who had been banished to Hueco Mundo early in his life. There he had been changed into a vizard until his hollow power took over making him a full hollow. From there he then had his mask broken due to being hit just right with a cero making him an arrancar.

Slowly he crawled into the area, his limbs making disgusting cracking noises as he approached.

He looked slowly at Ranryou.

"I...AM...PENISSSSS..........CUPCAKE." He said slowly.

"I WILL EAT YOU!" He said, a creepy smile appearing on his face.

With one terrible lunge he flew at Ranryou his jaw unhinging and swallowing the shinigami's entire head.

Ranryou turned slighly as the monster shallowed his head. yet from inside his body Ranryou's head would produce a body, the body of a mexican Chuck Norris, his intro music would play as soon as he grew his legs, and breathed for the first time.

Spoiler:

instantly Norafaz would begin to have Latin Fever, and start dancing to the music before expldoing. Ranryou standing in his exact spot dancing to the beat creating mountains, and crashing them onto the others just as the music took a softer tone.

As soon as Fred his done, he fired his lazer, and screamed "SHOOP DA WHOOP" as he did so, hoping to totally pwnzor anyone who got in its way. The gangstas would be sent back to the east side, while the Spartans would be just totally owned and turned into dust. Then, he re-directed the shooping at Norafaz and the Mexican Chuck Norris.

As Norfaz started to dance he started to laugh. You might be able to defeat me, but I am just the weakest of the group! The next most-powerful member shall soon appear and" he was cut off as a laser reduced him to dust.

However, deep within a factory beneath the earth a large tube slowly opened up. A new person stepped out of it, his face still bearing that hideous grin. Norafaz clone number 1 would soon show the people above his true power.

... Just as soon as that walrus left the area.

Levi looked on at the clone slowly standing up. This is what he had spent years of training and preparing for, to stop the creation of these monstrosities once and for all. He lifted his hand into the air and brought it down, signaling the attack of his forces...

...the dreaded Jew-ninjas. Trained in the arts of jewjitsu, these ninjas had also been trained to deal with evil arrancar clones. They began to throw their Star of David shuriken at Norafaz clone #1, peppering him with the sharp weapons. They then armed their dreidel grenades and threw them at the clone and into the tunnel, blowing both of those up.

Levi looked on, his face as stoic as stone. "It is over now, sir," said one of his Jew-ninjas, appearing right beside him. Levi glanced at his comrade. "No...this is just the beginning."

As soon as the jew-ninjas were called in, Morgan let out a hearty laugh, and a pirate-ship crashed into the area. Off it, came robot zombie pirates, armed to the teeth with machine guns and cutlasses. Soon, then attacked the users of the Jewjitsu, hoping to put an end to their order.

Meanwhile, Fred the walrus swung a bucket at Levi's face.

Catching the bucket the Walrus would open his mouth to fire another laser. But what he got was " Mi LAZOR!!!!" straight to his face, disrupting the space time plane around him, and him alone. Reducing him to nothing but ashs. Who could have such power.

Lasconni Monsabre the Ultimate Arrancer, or what she called herself a Vicer, a Arrancer that has put their master back on. Allowhim to fight on the levels of even the God-Emperor. Whom was playing with stars.

Reaching up Lasconni brought down on of his stars onto the Ninjews. Killing most of them besides levi, and a few others, and two more on the pirate robots.

Behind her three more ships burst from under the asphalt. From them several Million Monsabre clones marched out. Just as beautiful as her. Drawing her sword the clones did the same.

"Now bankai....."

Tilting the sword over, and allowing it to sink into the ground the clones would do the same. Erupting from underneath them swords would rise, millions up;on millions.

"Scatter, Senbouzakura Kageyoshi......"

Bursting into a display of pink the very sky was consumed by their release. The blades all coming to crash down on the remaining survivors. Ending them.

Before the destruction could happen, Morgan and Fred the walrus performed the fusion dance from DBZ to form Morgan Freeman, and he used his sexy, smooth voice to summon a meteor and backhand Lasconni. He then also commanded her to jump off a cliff, and dubbed himself the new Emporer of Wako Mundo... That is, before he moonwalked into Mordor.

Sensing a rift in the space-time continuum, Menaldi Osen, declared Shining Objection, presenting a load of facts that didn't support his case, but entertained the stupid jury as well as the judge. The judge then sentenced Morgan and Fred the Walrus to looking Menaldi in the face while not having his face covered, pwning them into an alternate dimension.

It was then, after the ending of all life in Wako Mundo that a being that would not be seen for many years appeared. A German. "I am Popo." Menaldi announced as a giant fortress appeared before his might.

"Now what shall I call this this land? Hmm..." An almost dead corpse answers Menaldi. "Wako Mundo..." "Hueco Mundo?" Menaldi repeated to make sure he had heard right. "No... Wako Mundo." "Shut up, I'm Popo." He then looked down at the man and moved his hair aside, revealing the awesome power of his face, pwning the man to death.

"I claim this new land as Hueco Mundo." All of the sudden, Menaldi found himself surrounded by monsters. "Hey, let's eat him!" one said. "Popo." All of the hollows fell into a pit. "Popo." Some of the sand was moved away to create a plain. "POPO!!!" Menaldi's head popped off his body.

As his head fell in the sand, his dying words were, "That's right, I created Hueco Mundo and Las Noches. Sure hope that dimension that i sent that guy to doesn't train people to destroy the monster's that I trapped in that hole and the one that I'll turn into in a few seconds,"before he realised that the guy was trying to say Waco Mundo and fixed the sign with Shogyoku, and then turned into a monster with a hole in his chest.

The God-Emperor looked down from his game of galaxy discus at the world below. Apparently someone had attempted to bring order to Wako Mundo and changed it to Hueco Mundo. Someone he knew very well. One of his greatest enemies.

The great and powerful POPO!

However, the God-Emperor was not just going to let Popo interfere in his world. Popo had his own world to mind-rape, he wasn't going to allow it here.

He quickly jumped to the ground impaling a giant sword in the ground.

"By my great power I call upon the sacred rite!"

He pointed to the east. "Sado." He pointed to the west. "Meso." He pointed to the north. "Pedo." He pointed to the south. "Robo." He pointed up. "Necro." He pushed the sword deeper into the ground. "BESTIALITY!" With this cry he turned the huge sword like a key, power surging through the world.

"TIME, REVERSE!" He cried, the world responding to his order. With a pop everyone who had been killed since the creation of the world returned to normal, standing around confused. "And now I take my leave for some Neutron Star Shotput." He said to the confused inhabitants.

"But first," he grabbed the galaxy discus he had been using earlier. With a movement he threw it at the army of Lasconnis leaving only one remaining. "Carry on now. And don't even attempt to get close to my power again."

With that he returned to the Space Olympics.