The Aizen Cometh

Slowly, the Aizen butterfly flew down to the surface of Wako Mundo.

He had come to make "just as planned" faces.

He had come to being uber OP.

And he had come to look completely fucking stupid.

Now he just needed someone to show his power to.

Levi materializes in front of Aizen, with a "just as planned" face of his own. "Have you ever watched 'Ultimate Showdown,' Aizen?" he asked, with a smirk on his face. With a wave of his hand, Levi summoned some of the greatest figures in history:

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

all join together and kick, punch, claw, and otherwise obliterate any trace of Aizen's existence.

Levi looked on, his facial expression not changing. "He'll be back, I'm sure of it... this is ALL part of the plan." Sure enough, Aizen came back together, though it is not explained how he could do such a thing. "Darn that Tite... but this is why I have help."

"Kurokotsu Dokueki, launching in the Threadbare Gundam!" A voice shouted, accompanied by the sounds of jetpacks being engaged. Moments later, a giant, purple ball shot out into Aizen, crushing his wings. Then, the orb transformed, turning into an old lady-shaped robot, complete with sewing needles. Before Aizen could react, it shot out hundreds of threads, wrapping them around Aizen's body. Then, with a click of the sewing needles, each of the threads burst out, spikes shooting through the butterfly's body. They each yanked out in a different direction, ripping little pieces of flesh away from each other. In the end, only a small pile of black dust remained of the Hogyoku and Aizen, and even that was destroyed by being placed in an ELECTRIC blue sweater.

Suddenly a hologram appeared in front of the duo.

"It appears you have destroyed this body of mine. Too bad, I liked this one," the Aizen hologram said suddenly. "However since when did you think that was my main body?"

With that he appeared behind Levi annihilating the members of the ultimate showdown to bits with a single kido.

"So, what are you going to try next?"

Suddenly, the Threadbare Gundam shines a bright pink. "FOUR!!!!" She shouts out, resurrecting all of the members of Ultimate Showdown at once, flinging another sewing needle in Aizen's face. This one, however, explodes on impact.

Levi prepared some alchemy of his own, cutting off one his arms to attach Samus' cannon to it, while hollowfying his other arm. He stuck both of them out and slightly inward, aimed at Aizen. "Let's see how much this'll hurt you," he muttered. Levi then unleashes a Gran Grey Cero from his hollowfied arm and Samus' Final Smash from his robotic arm, combining to two gigantic blasts of energy into an even bigger one. There was no escape for the butterfly now.

Suddenly Aizen put on a rape face after the sewing needle exploded in his face. "Just as KIKAKU!" In a lower voice he muttered. "(Kikaku means planned.)"

Suddenly all the members of the ultimate showdown jumped in front of him protecting him from the huge blast that was incoming. They were all annihilated again but this time in the act of saving Aizen. "My kido didn't just kill them, it made it so they would work for me if revived. HAHAHA!"

"Your move!"